We asked ten women what it’s like to have sex with a very big penis. Some experiences with a monstercock

The answers are certainly a mixed bag of nuts.

Lucia, 22

For my 18th birthday a friend gave me a super sized dildo. It was meant as a joke. It was so huge that I never even tried to insert that thing. It looked scary. All I ever did was hold the tip against my vagina or hold it in one hand and pretend to be jerking off a guy with a giant penis while I masturbated with the other hand. That’s all I ever did with it. When I moved to Prague I got rid of it, because I didn’t want my parents to find it while I was gone.

Imagine my surprise when I had sex for the first time with my current boyfriend. His penis is even bigger than that dildo! The first time I thought, ok, this isn’t going to work. We tried and I had to make him stop, it was just too painful. We were both very sad afterwards. But we tried again a couple days later and it hurt initially, but then was sort of fine. The fourth or fifth time everything went smoothly. So I guess it just takes practice and you need to be very wet. I don’t like lube, it’s sticky and smells weird, but if you can’t get wet I suggest you use it. Condoms are a problem as they keep slipping off or breaking. Certain positions require a lot of gentleness or I would feel like shot through with a gun. Especially doggy style is painful. Once I bled quite heavily from that. We almost panicked. What I like most about it is that when I am on top it never slips out and I get make any movement I want, I can control how deep it goes. Oh, and in front of a mirror it’s arousing to see it go in slowly and all the way.

Anal? Sorry, not my cup of tea, you will have to ask someone else.

Karen, 31

I have come to appreciate average sized dicks. The guys attached to huge dicks often turn out to be… dicks. They rely solely on their power drill to entertain you and the next couple of days you can feel very sore, like you’ve been hit in the groin with a baseball bat multiple times. The guys I’ve met with average dicks are always insecure about their size and often try to compensate with their hands or tongue and generally hug and touch you more. What I don’t like is when a guy with an average penis asks me to repeat how big, how huge it is during sex. I don’t mind the size, but I feel silly screaming about how big it is when it’s clearly not. I wish guys wouldn’t think about it. They could use all that time worrying over penis size to learn about technique and of how to make a woman feel loved. They’d get a lot of action in return.

Martina, 38

I just don’t care about it. I’ve been with all sizes from really quite small to really big, and I just don’t care. It’s not the tool that makes me orgasm, and if anything, it’s all about the chemistry between me and the guy, his personality and the vibe we have going on between us. Some guys make me want them so bad that I come the moment they penetrate me. Regardless size. The best sex I’ve had was with one of the smaller ones. I also loved to be dominated, to be used like am the guy’s personal slut. That feeling is way more exciting to me than the guy’s penis size. I think guys should be much more concerned with making a woman want them, through verbal foreplay, the whole process of seduction. Some guys can make me so desperate to have them inside me that am dripping wet even before my clothes come off. Those guys are memorable.

Jana, 29

I suppose I am what you would call a Size Queen. When a guy’s pants come down anything under 6 inches is a dissapointment to me. For me bigger is better in any position, in any hole, and if it hurts I actually find the pain to be arousing.

What I do when I hook up with a guy with a smaller penis? I have sex with him. Sometimes it’s very good too. It’s just that if given a choice I’d go for a bigger one. I’m also proud of myself when I can take a very big dick. I don’t know how to explain it, it just makes me feel like a superwoman.

I once had sex with a guy with a truly enormous penis. It was like my underarm almost. He said I was the first to take all of it with no complaints. I was beaming with pride for weeks. It was on vacation, so sadly I couldn’t take him home with me…

Majka, 18

I’ve only had sex with two guys so I’m not the best source for this, but I didn’t feel much of a difference. I was more excited with the bigger one, because I was expecting some sort of pleasure explosion, but when it was in, it felt the same as with the smaller one. Coming prematurely is a much bigger issue than having a smaller penis, in my humble opinon.

Erika, 52

I am so tired of answering this question. It’s what the guy does with his equipment that matters, not the size of it.

My husband has a small penis. It’s about 4 inches and I honestly don’t care. We have a lot of fun in the sack.

Helena, 40

It depends on my mood really. If I watch a lot of porn I’m almost dying with curiosity to be fucked by a monstercock. But whenever it happens I’m in pain. I’m very short, 152 cm, so maybe my body just can’t take it.

But then again, with one guy there was no problem at all. Maybe my vagina’s size varies according to my mood. With that guy I even tried anal and it wasn’t a problem either.

I think it’s more about communication and being comfortable with someone.

And smell, that guy’s smell had me through the roof. He could do anything with me because I was like drunk on his body odor. Never experienced anything like it.

Why didn’t I continue dating him?

He became a priest! What a waste!!!

Tereza, 24

I love them for blowjobs. I am not a fan of them when it comes to penetration. I just feel stuffed down there and the feeling goes from sexual to feeling like I have someone’s arm in me that’s desperately trying to shove my stomach into my throat. But sucking them off! Ow boy, let’s please change the subject, because I start craving one now…

Anna, 42

I’m married to my highschool sweetheart. He’s the only guy I’ve ever had sex with. His penis is exactly average I would say. So I have no idea of knowing. The thought of being fucked by a guy with a very large penis is arousing though. It’s one of my favorite fantasies. I just imagine me and my boss, or a random stranger, hooking up at a party and it turns out to be gigantic. At first I tell him I’m not sure I can go through with this. He calms me down and is super gentle and to my surprise it slides all in. Then he pounds me like crazy and I have the strongest orgasm ever.

I guess I will never find out if my imagination matches the reality.

I’m satisfied with my husband by the way and would never do anything with my boss. Nor do I know he has a big penis. It’s just a fantasy. I just assume my boss has a huge penis because I associate him with power.

Katarina, 23

It doesn’t have to be long, but I like it when it’s really wide. Like as wide as three of my fingers put together or even wider. I can’t speak for other women but a wider dick makes me comes faster. The length has not effect. Even a very short, but very wide dick, would make me come easily. I’ve come with every penis I’ve been with so far, so it’s not the Holy Grail of sex, but a wide dick makes things easier for me. They make me come faster, both vaginally and anally. But in the end I don’t care that much, if a guy treats me like a Queen he can have a pencil down there, we would find a way to make things work. And he has fingers, doesn’t he? That’s all I can say about it.