I have been teaching him a little bit more than am required to (read: being paid for). His girlfriend is Belgian and his motivation to learn Dutch is huuuuge.

So I guess to thank me he got me this chocolate. He visited his girlfriend last month, so he could find it in the shops over there.

My wife will yell:

‘You see!?! Nice things do still happen in your life!!!!’

It’s not a bipolar punk singer riding my face with her oystery smelling pussy like I am Dresden and she is the allied air force, but yeah, it’s still nice.

It’s paragraphs like the one you have just read that is preventing this blog from ever going mainstream, right?