50 percent of the male population on this earth- low estimate – would do a small My Lai to get to sleep with this woman…
Do people know what happened at My Lai?
she’s so loud. Can the neighbours hear her? That would be cool
The first thing she’ll do after we’re both done is turn the volume of the music down
She’s a really good person
Her body is amazing. I wish I could see it for the first time again
Love kills sex
Availability kills desire
How many calories am I burning right now?
They shouldn’t have executed any of the nazis at Nurnberg, imagine how many interesting interviews we could have had with them later in their life. They literally killed an important part of our historic memory there… Besides, imprisonment for life would have been worse. Ok, I suppose a guy like Goering could have gained a huge fan club even from inside the prison walls…
if you eat French fries before sex your testosterone is down
You can have sex with half an erection
The Coolidge effect is real (look it up)
I was so young once upon a time
We do laugh a lot together
This post-rainstorm scent in the air is nice
When is she going to get bored of this position?
There are so many nice Smurfs on this pillow. I love the Smurfs, they’re so cool and endearing
The female Smurf was one of my earliest crushes, she’s so überfeminine and unavailable, she never dates one of the Smurfs. There’s so much wisdom in the Smurfs!
The waitress had an ok body and a pretty enough face, but she was too submissive to be magnetic
It’s nice I can do this for her
It’s so painful to watch Born on the 4th of July, where Tom Cruise plays a Vietnam vet who can’t get an erection and who screams out in agony: ‘I lost my dick before I learned how to use it’. You should treasure the fact that you can use it
Tom Cruise is such a brilliant actor, he’s mindblowing in Born on the 4th of July, maybe I can convince her to watch it again
I think we have already watched it
Diane Lane is hot in Unfaithful
At what time specifically did sex stop to be this drug like form of rebellion and turn into sort of enjoyable mundane way to spend a rainy evening? 2009? 2012? 2014? Definitely not later than 2015
I can’t imagine any other woman who would claim in all earnestness that I am insane and seriously mentally deranged – only a hurt therapist can heal others, you gotta be FUBAR before you can understand other people’s darkness – and who would still love me with such abandon, such gluttony for my presence the way she does
Someone should pinch me and tell me I’m blessed, but my bulemic hedonism prevents any gratitude 99 percent of the time
She’s going to make a cake
People in the sixties danced with pure spontaneity, these days people pretend to be enjoying themselves to instagram what a wonderful time they are having, but they aren’t. People today fail to live in the moment and to blend with others. Just like me. We rate our activities based not on how they feel to us but based on how we think they are perceived by others
By now 99 percent of the people who clicked on this link because of the word sex in the title have clicked away