• Scroll through newsfeeds whenever you have the chance
  • Sit around in bars with drinking buddies who haven’t found their purpose in life
  • Put pictures online just to score some likes and comments
  • Read the news
  • Go to your inbox the moment you wake up
  • Read posts about how to find your purpose in life
  • Mistake the latest trend for your purpose in life ( right now it seems everybody has become a mindfulness teacher, the blind leading the blind)
  • Buy products that claim they will help you find your purpose in life
  • Ask other people what they think your purpose is
  • Spot a succesful person and get in the same business they are in
  • Sit around and do nothing
  • Watch television unless your purpose in life is to work for television
  • Confuse anything that is not hard work for the hunt for your purpose in life
  • Keep doing stuff to impress others
  • Never have a moment of silence
  • Keep distracting yourself and silencing your mind
  • Try to make people love you
  • Eat a lot of comfort food
  • Avoid exercise
  • Pay for any kind of temporary relief for the growing hole in your chest
  • Keep repeating there’s no such thing as having a purpose in life
  • Say life sucks and always will suck
  • Make no effort to find activities that make you sleep better at night (good, guiltfree sleep: the surest sign you’ve found your purpose in life)
  • fool yourself into thinking that if you look ‘hot’ you will attract the right people to make you happy
  • Run around like a stray dog expecting to get the crumbs from other people’s table, doing all sorts of crazy shit go get a cuddle from a stranger
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