Well, I just had to reblog this. Very original descriptions. Many thanks to my artistic partner in grime and mime who emailed this to me.

Thought Catalog

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Found on AskReddit.

1. “You know that feeling like you’re going over a hill and you get that swoosh feeling in your stomach?”

You know that feeling like you’re going over a hill and you get that swoosh feeling in your stomach?

It’s like that, but in my pants.

2. “You know that feeling you get in your chest when you drink something warm on a cold day?”

You know that feeling you get in your chest when you drink something warm on a cold day? I feel like that, but in my pelvis.

3. “For the love of all that is holy, I want to fuck anyone.”

Its kinda like “Hey, I kinda wanna have sex” then after a while its like “Yeah, a penis around here would be pretty great”.

Then a while later its like, “That dude probably fucks really…

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