There’s a little Spartan hoplite in me. A generous one. I would give the world’s most grandiose luxuries to the ones I love, but am fine with beans out of a can. As long as they’re warm and spicy.

Also: I would rather eat the simplest fare every day of my life than to ever have to bow to or lick the ass of a boss.


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