I got inspired by an article I read online about a father who bought his son an expensive bottle of whiskey every year.

So here is your first one. The plan is to give you 26 bottles for your 26th birthday. I think by that time you will have figured out what to do with your life and you will be able to sell the bottles for a good price.

I will buy something else worth investing in for your name’s day.

Of course, you should never ever drink any of the bottles and sell them.