The ideal bar:
- Not even one television set
- Alternative rock music, louder than a running shower, but more quiet than a lawn mower or an artillery barrage
- Non-smoking inside
- Nothing with fancy advocado stuff on the menu
- Nothing that could qualify it as a hipster bar
- Nothing on the menu is named in Italian, unless the bar is in Italy
- The toilets are clean and lock
- Live gigs
- You can get boiled eggs real cheap
- They have soup
- The bar tender is cheerful when he is in a cheerful mood and grumpy when he is in a grumpy mood
- There are books for sale
- The tables are round and made of wood
- You can write on the walls of the toilets
- There’s a couch somewhere that’s used for more than just sitting
- Tourists walk passed it
- The waiters are having fun
- Karaoke is illegal anywhere on the bar’s territory
- Wearing formal clothes and corporate straightjackets is allowed, but frowned upon
- The first time you enter you will be treated a little rough to see what you’re made of
- You can’t talk about the bar
- It has no facebook account
Love the sign. Cracked me up. I’d hang out there.
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