Studies have shown that people lose over 5 minutes a day trying to decide if they want to take a shower or a bath. That’s a whopping 60 hours per year! That’s 60 hours you could be developing your billion dollar company and talking about stuff in facebook live rambling videos!

Do not fall into this bathing trap. Sergio Caliente has helped over 2 clients and his mother plus aunt Silvia to solve this dilemma that is holding all of you back from reaching your full potential.

For 250 dollar per session he will determine, through relaxation techniques he has learned in theory from Tibet, but really from an internet page, and totally ecolological bath salts, if you are a shower person or a bath person. Some people are both! They are omnibathers and have special needs. For this purpose bathing expert Sergio Caliente -he started washing himself as early as his 4th birthday!- has developed the showerbath, which gives you both experiences at the same time. For 500 dollar he will join you in the bath or shower or showerbath, as you prefer.

Visit his website and put your name on his miles long waiting list:

www.youhavetoomuchfuckingtimeonyourhandsandothercoachingscams.org

PS

WE CANNOT ALL BECOME COACHES, OK?

REAL STUFF STILL NEEDS TO GET DONE.

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