I’ve just seen a question pass on Quora. ‘Do women enjoy a threesome with two men?’

Coincidentally I had a long chat conversation with a very open, very pensive, almost brooding, wicked, wild and witty  lady (a http://www.lady)  over in Vienna.

She’s very happy in her current relatonship with an Iranian IT’er, but yes, if she’d be single, she’d love to experience double penetration.

I’ve seen one lady in particular go through the roof with excitement even during mediocre MMF threesomes, so I wrote this for her.

The picture that goes with this post is from the movie, The Dreamers.

A three capitals triangle

  1. The arrangement

And you’re sure she really wants this?’, asked Benjamin.

Benjamin was Kurt ’s best friend. They were both freelance journalist, very active about publishing online, but Kurt was based in Bratislava and Benjamin was based in Budapest.

They were sitting in the grass of the Danube river bank. It was late March and it was warm enough to sit outside in just a T-shirt.

Well, you never know with women, she might freak out at the last moment. It depends on how comfortable she’ll feel around us. I think if we are simply spontaneous about it and treat her with respect, she’ll really want to go through with it.’

Interesting. And it doesn’t matter that she doesn’t know me?’

No, on the contrary. She sees that as an advantage. She doesn’t want to become too attached. And she also likes the fact that you live in Budapest and she is in Vienna, so you won’t bump into each other so easily.’

And she finds me attractive?’

She went through your instagram account. She likes your smile and how muscled you are.’

Me? Muscled?’

Kurt threw him a look, saying: now you’re fishing for compliments.

But she says you could use a haircut. She said: the eighties called, they want their hairdresser back’

Benjamin laughed, and stroke through his hair with one hand.

That’s easy to change. At least she didn’t say she wants plastic surgery done on my nose.’

Benjamin had a tiny complex about his slightly over-sized nose.

There’s nothing wrong with your nose’

And have you, ehm, done anything with her?’

No, we’ve watched movies together, we’ve talked a lot, we’ve hugged a lot, but nothing more. She has this on and off relationship with a guy she’s know for about 20 years.’

Show me her picture again.’

She’s even prettier in reality.’

Beautiful hair, big eyes, terrific complexion. Is she Turkish or something?’

No, she just gets a tan very easily. And she’s not Turkish, but she has some Hungarian roots’

I like her exotic look. Anyway, how do we do this? We just go over there and jump on her?’

No, we do not just go over there and jump on her’

I’m joking, man.’

We will go to a hotel. She wants to have it in luxurious circumstances.’

Who pays?’

You and I split the bill. It’s our treat. She’s using her share to buy some lingerie.’

Aha. I can live with that’

The room has a big round bubble bath. I think if we just slip in the tub all three of us, with candles all around, it will pretty much point itself out’

Ok, not a bad idea. Does she have any preferences?’

No, she’s really curious to find out how double penetration feels, but the rest she leaves up to us.’

When we are we going to Vienna?’

The day after tomorrow’

Can’t wait. My balls hurt just thinking about it’

Mine too’

  1. The long warm up

She had waited for them at the train station.

Benjamin had given her a polite handshake and two kisses on both cheeks.

Kurt had given her a hug and one kiss on her forehead. She had smelled refreshingly girly.

On the way over to the hotel they talked about differences between their respective cities and about how hard Hungarian and Slovak were to learn.

When they got to the hotel, Nana stayed in the back, Kurt and Benjamin arranged all the details with the receptionist.

Their room was on the top floor, the sixth, 614, the room in the corner with a big open aire terrace. You don’t have a threesome every day, so the boys hadn’t been stingy.

Nana had brought two bags with food and drink, which the boys were now carrying.

In the small elevator to the top floor, Nana was flanked by both guys. They did their best to keep the conversation light and funny, but now they had run out of things to say. Nobody wanted to risk breaking the silence. Nana got a little red in the face, she was staring at the ground and eventually started checking her phone. Kurt noticed how Benjamin was checking out her breasts. She was wearing a black blouse, and greyish, blueish necklace hung down from her neck, she was showing only a hint of cleavage.

The room was magnificent. It was white, with a view of the city and the Danube. Vienna was Nana’s favorite spot on earth, even though she loved traveling, it was always the place she longed to get back to.

Especially the outside terrace looked amazing. There was wooden table outside with two long wooden benches.

They decided to sit there for a while and talk.

Benjamin went to one side of the table and Nana joined Kurt on the other bench.

They talked about many different topics for about an hour, until the sun started to set and Kurt gently stroked her lower back and said: ‘Let’s try the bubble bath.’

Let me change into my bikini first.’

Do you really need clothes?’, asked Kurt .

She punched him on his upper arm.

I’m not that kind of girl’.

Then she turned and went inside.

The boys followed.

They arranged the bathroom and gave Nana privacy in the big bedroom with the kingsize bed.

They put candles along the rim of the round bath tub, and they took out some food. They poured the glasses full to the brim almost. White wine for her, red for them.

Benjamin put on music, he had brought a high quality speaker for the occasion.

When they were done, the door opened and Nana walked. She was wearing nothing except a black bikini and her necklace, and big round earrings, Kurt had not seen her wear before.

She stepped into the bath and dissapeared up to her neck in bubbles and foam.

The white wine is for me?’, she asked.

The boys nodded, silent, staring at her.

Eventually they took off their clothes, and dipped into the water with nothing but their underpants on.

3.

They sipped their wine in silence. The bubbles were massaging their bodies. ‘White rabbit’, by Jefferson Airplane came through the speaker. As if on cue, they both started stroking her thighs under the water. Then they kissed her from both sides, on her neck, cheeks, shoulders, anything above the water. Eventually they took turns kissing her on the lips. When they felt Nana was opening up, they started gently groping her everywhere. Four hands were cupping her breasts, sliding down her belly, along her thighs. After a couple of minutes like this, Kurt made her stand up in the water.

They sandwiched her between them. She pressed her breasts against Kurt ‘s chest, and her ass against Benjamin’s groin. She could feel a hard boner on both sides, through their wet underpants. She let her arms slide over their arms and across their backs, and she threw in one or two teasing strokes over their penis and balls, but nothing more. This clearly turned the boys on, because they gently led her out of the bath tub. They took of her top, and each started licking one of her breasts, sucking her nipples, and squeezing her ass. Kurt turned her towards Benjamin, and they started kissing, while he lowered her bikini bottom piece. The boys both dropped their wet underpants. Kurt stroked across her butt cheeks with his penis.

Then from behind he slided back and forth over the exterior of her vagina, without entering her. On the other side she felt Benjamin’s dick push against her belly. With his hand he went looking for her clitoris, and with one finger he slowly drew circles around it. Kurt kissed her neck from behind and bit her shoulders with a minimum of pressure. Benjamin sucked her underlip into his mouth, and licked it. Kurt slid the head of his penis into her, but just the head. He thrust in her three or four times, and slid back out. Then he repeated this a couple of times, until all of a sudden he shoved it all in, in one go. All the while she kept kissing Benjamin. After a while he turned her around, and Benjamin slid his dick into her, while Kurt kissed her breasts, then kneeled and licked her clitoris. This wasn’t the handest of positions to go down on her, so he said: ‘Let’s move to the bed.’

4.

Nana went to lie down, the boys plunged down to her sides. Kurt started kissing her, lying next to her, and Benjamin saw his chance to go on top of her, in missionary position. After less than two minutes she had what looked like an intense orgasm. Benjamin wanted to stop, but she drew him close to her and said, ‘continue, I want you to come inside me.’ Benjamin didn’t need much convincing and kept thrusting. He shot her full five minutes later. In the mean time she reached for Kurt ‘s penis and started giving him a handjob. When Benjamin rolled to the side, Kurt propped her up on hands and knees and took her from behind. She reached back between her legs and cupped his balls, which surprised him. When she let go of his balls, he took her wrists and slammed her against him. This led to her second orgasm. She got his load on top of Benjamin’s minutes later. It was time for a break then. 5. They lay on the bed, listening to the bed. She was squeezed tightly between them, they were caressing her body, their hands were slowly roaming over her body, as lightly as a summer breeze. ‘So what’s next?’, she giggled.

‘What if we went outside?’, proposed Kurt . ‘Outside? I’ll be cold’, protested Nana. ‘You will not be cold’, said Benjamin. She giggled again and they ran outside, onto the terrace. ‘These benches come in handy.’ Benjamin went to lie down on one of them, and took Nana’s hand to follow him. She lowered herself over his hard dick, keeping one foot firmly on the ground, on each side of the bench. She started riding him, steadying herself by putting her hands on his chest, but Kurt pushed her downwards till her face was only an inch away from Benjamin’s lips. Kurt stepped behind her, and started sliding his dick up and down her ass. She knew what was in store for her, but now she got a little scared. What if it hurt? She heard him squeeze a bottle and turned back. ‘It’s lubricant’, he said. He put a lot of it on his fingers and started rubbing her butt with it.

All the while she kept riding Benjamin. ‘If you don’t go in quick, I’m gonna have my next orgasm like this’, she managed to say. He pushed it in and she gasped. She’d never felt so full. Every thought left her, and pure physical bliss took over. It took only a few thrusts to make her come, it was one of the most intense orgams she’d ever had. When she had recovered her senses, she said: ‘I want you guys to come inside me simultaneously, can you do that?’ ‘We can try’, said Benjamin. ‘I’m pretty close to it.’ ‘Me too’, said Kurt . ‘If you don’t mind that I speed up, I’ll come.’ ‘Do it’, she said. She did her best to keep moving, so Benjamin would come too. The pressure was intense, two dicks were sliding in and out of her. She felt like she was gonna rip wide open. Then they both ejaculated inside her. She felt their dicks vibrate as they unburdended themselves of their loads. She dropped down on Benjamin, as the two dicks flipped outside her.

When they had all caught their breath, Kurt scooped her up from Benjamin’s sweaty body and carried her to the bed. She fell asleep in between them, dripping with their cum. They did it again in the morning. This time she lay on Kurt and Benjamin came to lie on top of her. She came three times in a row in that position. She felt sore for the entire next day, but it had been worth it. The boys went home with empty ballsacks and the knowledge that they’d made a very close intimate friend out of Nana.