Every week children in fifty shades of brown will compete via Instagram to gather funds to get out the shred strip. By showcasing their unique talents they will compete for your attention for that one lucky ticket out of the danger zone.

You will get to vote between soccer talents, cooking talents, dancers, singers, tap dancers with only one leg, we even got an armless mime guy lined up for you. Your vote matters before the bombs take them. Each child who can get to 1,000,000 subscribers in under three months gets a flight ticket and may also choose one family member to save as well, but it can’t be mum or dad, cause that would be too easy.

The first 1000 to subscribe to our live feed get a year long 20 percent discount for brands which benefit from the Israeli occupation and a 3 percent discount on anything produced in illegal settlements in the West Bank on orders above 5,000 dollars (terms may apply).

Every time a child dies on the show our live audience will yell: ‘October 7th’. Each time the chant reaches 115 decibels, the level of sound of an Israeli 155 mm high-explosive artillery’s shell’s impact at 1 km distant, every member of the audience gets the now useless shoe of an amputee child.

How many people have you run into who would instantly embrace this show as their not so guilty pleasure?