You are a bit too young to use the jeep the way it was intended. You pull it behind you everywhere you go. It now hampers your mobility instead of boosting it. I hope you will soon discover you can propel yourself forward at dashing speeds with this piece of plastic assembled in China.

I regret buying you a cheap tipi. As soon as I had put it up I realized it was a shoddy piece of junk.

Wer billig kauft, kauft zwei mal…

If you buy something cheap you’ll have to buy it again.

Our Dances with wolves in the living roon experiment will have to wait.