• they are hard to get, so it’s a good exercise

• it’s about the only animal you can hunt in a city, except for birds

• domestic dogs are not a challenge for a serious hunter, they’re too easy and warm to people too easily

• they don’t like to get wet, so if you spray them you have a good chance of confusing them and getting them

• it’s a good source of protein

• you can make a coat with their fur

• if you like mice hunting pussy in your area might lead to a dramatic increase in the mice population

• if you can hunt something as cute as a pussy you can do whatever it takes to survive

In case one is referring to cunnilingus:

• it makes a woman happy

• it’s the easiest way to give a woman an orgasm

• the smell will arouse you, if you want an erection, eat pussy

• some womanisers claim that keeping the feromones of other women on your face will attract other women, as they are competeting for the most succesful men (this is of course just a theory), so having her feromones all over you after going down on you might send subconscious attraction signals to other women (just a theory!!)

• I don’t know of anything more intimate or a better way of adoring a woman, it’s almost a religious ritual

• it’s the most important meal of the day, it’s not strictly vegan, but’s vegetarian

PS

Depending on the legal code of the country you reside in you could get into minor to major trouble concerning this culinary tradition, so please obtain the right information before engaging in this peculiar practice. We do not condone the use of traps or other methods leading to animal cruelty.

PPS

This was a satirical answer to a question on Quora. We love animals, and cats in particular, so we in no ways seriously encourage anyone to eat cats.

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