If you feel any sexual interest in an other person, especially of the opposite sex, but in any case, you are required to fill in an application.

A board of qualified sexuologists and lawyers assisted by a psychiatrist will review the application. If accepted the application will be forwarded to the person that is being desired. The desiree will then file a formal reply containing yes or no.

If rejected, the applicant can repeat the request for a maximum number of three times over a period of 10 years. Between the two applications a minimum pause of six months needs to be respected.

If accepted, the sexual act will be scheduled within 21 days. The sexual act will be filmed or observed by a jury made up of a psychiatrist and the lawyers of both parties. This is to avoid any chance of non-consensuality during the sexual act.

This jury will be mandatorily present for the first 12 times the two will consumate their mutal attraction. Unless otherwise desired by one of the two parties there will no longer be any legal imperative to film the sexual act. If the couple agrees to keep engaging in sexual activity with each other, they do need to register online and faithfully report every sexual act independently. This data is not available to both parties, so as to allow the reporting of any non-consenting sexual act and its investigation by a third party.

If individuals wish to flirt with other humans they will be required to get a certificate granting them the status of a Flirting Entity. This will require a master’s degree in morality. Any transgression will automatically make the certificate invalid. Holders of the certificate will have a pink unicorn tattoed on their forehead so that flirtatious people know whom they can potentially flirt with. As soon as the certificate is revoked the tattoo of the pink unicorn will be changed into a black donkey.

Persons who wish to be available on the sexual market, will have their thoughts monitored. A chip will register any sexual arousal in the brain. If there is an indication that the sexual acts are violent in nature the person will receive a mild electric shock. This will also cause the person to jerk his (or her) left arm upwards in a form of salute to his or her own sordid thoughts so that any person present will immediately spot the indecent pervert.

Chemical castration will be available to all males for free. They can apply for this online through the ‘cash for balls’ programme and can have a chip implanted to rid themselves of their degrading urges. Males who sign up for the programme will automatically receive a monthly allowance equivalent to the minimum salary in their area of residence to encourage this option.

Humanoid sex robots will be cheap and those who cannot afford them will receive a state sponsored standard robot for all puproses.

There will be no rapes in 2050 and nobody will have to reject anybody to his or her face. Non-consensual sexual acts will be almost impossible.

Those persisting animalistic individuals who – in spite of all government efforts to discourage the base exchange of bodily fluids between two human beings – still wish to have sex will be registered in the online predator bank. Employers will have access to this bank. To reject a job applicant because of his willingness to have sex is not illegal.

Communication between those who label themselves as either male or female will be encouraged to strictly take place in business exchanges.

We strive to eradicate the male sex by 2100. Those who wish to support the vitally important ‘war on males’ can donate money which can be deducted from your annual taxes. Especially donations to the ‘museum of masculinity and other monstrosities’ are warmly appreciated.

Females who miss male attention and male sexual interest in their persons to an unhealthy degree will be given free psychotherapy and a free cliterectomy.

Thanks to all these efforts nobody is happy, but at least nobody is very unhappy either and we no longer degrade ourselves with spontaneous, unregulated animalistic urges.

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