- Don’t write
- Do NOT write
- Dress in black
- Make your hair look like you’ve just dragged yourself out of bed (the hardest step)
- Go to culturally flavoured parties
- Present yourself as a writer
- Talk about bullshit with an editor until he/she says it’s interesting bullshit
- Say you’re writing a book about that bullshit
- Go home to punch out the bullshit and send it to the editor, remind him/her of your meeting
- You’re succesful writer
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