Iran has two million old rockets they will shoot first, before they shoot their sophisticated rockets. Some are so old they are flung at Haifa with literal catapults and still they are not being intercepted. For every incoming rocket the Israelis and Americans have to shoot 12 interceptor rockets and they produce only two a month. In a short month like February they produce only one. And if it snows in the US, production goes down to less than zero.

Iranians have been planning for decades to see their oil refineries burn. The toxic fumes will be pushed to Tel Aviv with Chinese wind control devices. It’s over for Israel. They are done. Literally done. But Israeli media are banned from reporting on the fumes.

What Trump doesn’t get is that the dozens of Iranian ships that were sunk, sank exactly there where they change the migration of fish. The Iranians had it all planned. That ship in Sri Lanka? Brilliant spot. That means soon American will run out of fish. Trump’s base will be furious when the price of their McFish goes up 200 percent. He will lose the midterms. He’s done. It’s over for him. The Republican party won’t survive this. We all know how Republicans hate wars and love Muslims.

The Iranians know their next leader will be killed as well, so they already have a list of future leaders to cover them for the next 50 years. The US can kill all they want, the Iranians have the world’s most advanced leadership academy 10.000 miles under a mountain. The youngest is 3 years old and already reading Sun Tzu and Von Clausewitz to prepare him for when he will lead Iran for as long as two weeks some time in 2040. The US is going to lose so hard, because their school kids can’t read and Iranians are Persians and they have poetry.

The Strait of Hormuz is so narrow that Iran just has to dump sand bags in there to block it forever and the US doesn’t have enough ships to drag the sand bags out.

Also American soldiers are sabotaging all their equipment because they don’t want to fight against Iran, because they have all read Reading Lolita in Teheran and know that Iranians are highly cultured.

All rich people at the first news of a car being scratched by debris of a rocket in Dubai have personally called Putin to beg him if they could please invest only in Russia from now on.

All protesters in Iran were paid agents and Iranians, apart from a few lunatics who fall for American propaganda, love their government and want nothing else than to sacrifice themselves. Some are so eager they cling to the rockets being fired with a knife clenched between their teeth.

The US economy is going to collapse next week. The Russians have already killed 120 million Ukrainian soldiers, but are not advancing cause they are in no hurry and don’t want to provoke NATO. And now it’s definitely over for Ukraine, because the US had only 20 artillery shells left and now they are rerouting the van carrying the 20 shells to a port in Italy and it will take weeks before the 20 shells can be shipped to Cyprus. Cause all logistical talent in the US has exclusive contracts with Amazon.

If none of this happens in the next few weeks we will find other reasons to say why it’s over, literally over, for Israel, America and Ukraine and people will keep liking our videos cause everyone knows the collapse of these three is imminent and has been imminent for many years. In fact, it has already happened. There is only a crater where the US once was, but the Washington Post is hiding it.

Note also that all Israelis are extremely disciplined and have collectively decided to hide that all Israeli cities have already been flattened. This is easy for them to do, cause we know they never enjoy playing the victim.

We are not mentioning Hezbollah cause even we don’t know how to make that situation look good. But it will end badly for Israel anyway.

Soon American soldiers will admit how bad western equipment is. We didn’t hit a thing in Iran (except for the refineries).

And the Russians have told us the truth about how well things are going for them, because they admitted some hard truths, like that western equipment is really good. That’s how you know they are telling the truth.

Plus, even if we did magically control Teheran we all know there is a curse on winning against the Persians, that is why Alexander the Great suddenly died after conquering them. The only one who knows this is Netanyahu and that’s why he wants the Kurds to do it.

Last but not least, until now Iran has been hiding its air defenses and once F-35 pilots feel comfortable over Iran the Iranians will come out, guns blazing, and down every single one.

And then it’s really totally over for Trump at the midterms and Americans will destroy themselves by voting for a Democrat who will ruin the US with socialist policies, even though Democrats are about as right wing as most of the European far right.

Just remember this ancient Persian proverb:

‘If your neighbor builds a desalination plant point out his sins to God and God will salt his fields and pester him with inflation, thirst and disastrous midterm elections.’