Gooood morning, it’s Rachel Rache, the IOF colonel you love to hate. I don’t believe in Jahwe, but I do know for a fact he gave aaaallll the land to us. It says so in the Bible. I have never read the Bible, but it’s there. ‘And the Chazars shall inherit Palestine’. Prophecies page 9, under the picture of the Madonna with the big shadaajm. Nostradamus also predicts it. He said: ‘the worst genociders will squat in the Middle Blast.’ That’s us, not you! You envious, camel dung smokers!!
So for those about to die (that’s you again) we salute you. You have three seconds to evacuate the fuck out, cause we are the most moral army of all the armies operating in a one yard radius from Tel Aviv.
It’s also our free fitness programme, we like to keep you moving.
It burns the calories right off your backs.
Rachel Rache,
Rara for friends, so not for you.

PS With Halloween coming up we will help you celebrate by providing extremely realistic skeleton costumes to your kids.