In a hotel room in Tel Aviv officer Shlomo brags to his girlfriend, a katoi he met on a trip with his unit in Bangkok, that he is an insider of the project ‘The Big Event’.

She, or he, you decide, responds, giggling: ‘Big isn’t really your area.’

Shlomo threatens her with a metal rod he’s used on Palestinian prisoners. He digs it up from under the bed and shoves it in her face: ‘I can run electricity through this, you perverted size queen whore, you are sick for what you let me do to you.’

‘Ok, sweetie, tell me more about the Big Event’.

‘I can’t tell you about The Big Event. It’s top secret. Only twelve people know about it. It goes all the way back to Netanyahu. It’s mostly his idea. I had big input though.’

‘If you can’t talk about it, then why are you telling me? Maybe am a Russian or Iranian honey bomb.’

‘I don’t think you can make bombs with honey, Lucy.’

‘And you are really a colonel?’

‘A lieutenant-colonel.’

‘Oh, it’s a bigger rank.’

‘No, just a bigger word.’

‘My big boy with the big rank who is only one out of dozen who knows about The Big Event.’

‘With big personal input.’

‘Is the big event about throwing a nuclear bomb on a site in Iran claiming they were days away of creating their own nuclear bomb?’

‘You have been looking at my whatsapp messages!!!’

‘No, honestly, I haven’t. It was just a guess.’

‘Who have you told?’

‘Seriously, Shklomo, I was just joking.’

‘I have to tell the others.’

‘About what?’

‘That The Big Event is easy to guess. Well, you didn’t guess, but you got close.’

‘You will drop a nuclear bomb on India and pretend it was Pakistan to create a precedent for Israel to use nuclear bombs on Muslim countries?’

‘You bitch!! You did read my whatsapp messages!!’

Shlomo grabs the rod again and looks for a free electricity socket.

‘Slow down, Skhlomo, honest to Buddha, I haven’t read them. Isn’t it a bad idea to keep info like that in your whatsapp?’

‘What is hidden in plain sight, is never found.’

‘As a shemale I can attest to the wisdom of that, Shklomo.’

‘My name is actually Shlomo, not Shklomo.’

‘Yes, but it’s Hamas and not Khamas.’

That does it, and Shlomo, not Shklomo, inserts the metal rod into Lucy with such force that she sustains fatal internal injuries.

With the help of a friend he manages to get her body to a hospital freezer and she is officially listed as a Thai agricultural worker who died on October 7th.

The Big Event never happens, because before Netanyahu can greenlight The Big Event he is assassinated by an Israeli radical who is deeply upset that Netanyahu hasn’t used nukes.

‘Patience is such a big virtue’, muses Shlomo and he forwards all the Whatsapp messages about the Big Event to Netanyahu’s successor.

The successor, more paranoid than ever as the replacement of an assassinated leader, suspects Shlomo is a rat and has him locked up in a desert prison along with Palestinian guys, mostly doctors and nurses.

There is he subjected to a local custom the Israeli jailors have.

Gang rape.

They call it the Big Event.